Disc 1

   1.  Foreward By Alex Jay
   2.  Iraq Body Gaurding Service
   3.  3am Wake Up Call Service
   4.  Train Station Pizza Order
   5.  Piet The Receptionist Part 1
   6.  Whakcs Take Gabby To Manhatten
   7.  Organ Donor Foundation
   8.  2006 Number Change
   9.  I.T Support Problem
   10.  Cellphone Echo
   11.  Old Dude Marries A Young Chick
   12.  Celebrity Challenge
   13.  Schoolboy In Trouble
   14.  Celebrity Challenge
   15.  Name in Public Toilets
   16.  Worlds Worst Afrikaans Interpreter
   17.  Dr I Have A Burping Condition
   18.  Hypochondriac
   19.  Heathrow Announcement For Bokke
   20.  UB40 Interview

Disc 2

   1.  Show And Tell Mommy
   2.  Telemarketer From Hell
   3.  International Call Delay
   4.  The Pirate CD Seller
   5.  Piet The Receptionist Part 2
   6.  Mr T Soundboard
   7.  Cum Books
   8.  Garmin Sat Nav Problems
   9.  Vasectomy Dude Your Wife Is Pregnant
   10.  Zimbabwe Border Patrol
   11.  Idols Judge Randall Abrahams
   12.  The Percy Montgomery Fan
   13.  The Indecent Proposing Traffic Cop
   14.  Engagement Ring Diamond Switch
   15.  Kieno Kammies Runs For The Hills
   16.  How Many Accents Does He Have
   17.  Post Office Packaaaaaage